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senju—tobirama:

Happy Birthday Sasuke!

You piss me off like no other and you never listen to anyone. I don’t understand how you can just be so mean to everyone. And use people. And try to kill your friends. This isn’t going to get any better. There isn’t any “but” coming. You frustrate me. 

Love, Allie.

Itachi Uchiha,

senju—tobirama:

Jesus, Where do I even start? Honestly, out of the eight years I’ve been in love the Naruto in general, six of those eight years were spent being in love with you. When I first saw you I thought you were bald, like lets be real. Your silhouette didn’t do you much justice u.u

From the start, I didn’t really like you. I thought you were a little too angry looking. I remember thinking why do you look so mad? Such a handsome face shouldn’t be contorted like that. However, strangely enough, looking back I never detected any malice in you. I have this sixth sense where I can read people, and although I may not realize it right away I always just have a feeling and I never thought you were truly evil. I just thought you were bad.

But, after a while, I realized something, that that feeling was love. I love you, Itachi. I said to myself one day, I don’t think he’s that bad. And then, like I suspected, a year later, it came out in the manga that you really were a beautiful, gentle person. I cannot tell you how elated I was when I found out that I was right about you. But, the fact that you’re gentle isn’t the only reason I love you, obviously. I love that you are so strong and confident but in the most humble way. You aren’t arrogant. You aren’t bad. You aren’t an asshole. I love that you can love. I think that’s what I love the most about you is that you do love other people. And me, obv. Thank you, because I love you too.

I don’t know what it is about you. Its probably the fact that you couldn’t hurt a soul unless you had to. You were really hurt because of that war you saw when you were just four years old and it made you a pacifist. You’re so wise and I remember during the first season of Naruto when you were looking for Naruto and you knocked on his door. You aren’t barbaric.

I love how civilized you are, hahah. Like you just have this elegance about you but you’re not above putting someone in their place.

You’re perfect for me, to be honest. I love the fact that you have a mutual respect for people who respect you. I love how selfless you are. You were so dedicated to your family and konoha that you would kill your entire clan just for the sake of keeping the village somewhat stable. Even though you knew it would change your life completely. You knew you would be hated by everyone and your brother. I hate to be so blunt about it but it is what it is. That’s what happened.

But I think the best thing about you was the fact that during the Edo Tensei chapters (552 I believe), when Naruto found out the truth about what happened and you found out that he knew, you asked him not to tell anyone about it. You wanted to preserve your noble family name. I think that, right there, is a beautiful quality to have. You don’t have any resentment, I’ve noticed, towards your family or konoha. You’ve accepted the fact that your life went the way it was but it always seemed like you had something to do, like you had a plan for everything.

I know it’s arguable, but I think you’re a lot like Madara. You both have, not really plans for how to change the world, but you both want peace. But for different reasons, obviously. But still. Another is that you both had good intentions. Although, his took a turn for the worst, and so did yours tbh, but yours were more realistic, in every sense of the word.

But, I feel like we’re getting off topic. This is about how much I truly love you.

Throughout the series I’ve noticed some subtle kindnesses that you do for people. When you and Kisame were supposed to capture the four tails, (well, Kisame wanted to go on his own) you said he should “treat the elderly with care”. I think that’s beautiful. Also, I’ve talked about this with other people, and I think Kisame knew you were a gentle soul. He wouldn’t act on it because you were still the more dominant one, but you still respected him otherwise.

I just love you Itachi. I could say it all day. Every time I see you I fall in love with you all over again, I know that’s sounds cheesy as fuck but it’s true. You’re perfect for me. You have everything that I lack. You said once that people should find someone who fills in what they lack, I know you meant it as friendship and st but I still took it as a relationship thing. You’re calm and I’m not. You’re civilized and I’m not, well I can be but usually I’m not. You’re selfless and I’m selfish. But as crazy as it sounds I don’t think you’re a push over. I mean you are but you’re not. Whatever, the point is, I think we fit each other perfectly. Aha, sexual jokes.

No but seriously. I love you. I love your gentle nature. I love the fact that you can cry for someone else. You do so much for other people and honestly I don’t think you’ve ever done anything for yourself. It kind of gives me a worried smile when I think about that. You give and never take which is a great quality but I think people took advantage of that. In fact, I know they did. The konoha elders did. I’ve often expressed my disgust for them and how they treated you. But I realized if you weren’t angry with them then I shouldn’t be either. They really didn’t do anything to me but I got angry because of how they retreated you and your family. They hurt you and I don’t play that shit. I’m sorry.

I’m really glad you had a friend like Shisui. Well, family member. There’s not really that much information about him but it seems like he had a big impact on you and influenced you. I’m thankful for him as well.

Another thing I enjoy about you is your body. Yes, I often joke about being an Uchiha slore but it’s true. I would literally like your asshole and bathe in your feces I mean what? No I meant that shit. On a serious note, I love your face. I love the lines on your face. I love your nose. I love your lips. I love your eyebrows. I love your eyelashes. I love your jaw. I love your neck. I love your hands. Lord Jesus your fucking hands. Let’s just pause for a second because you have the most beautiful hands I have ever seen on a man. I just want to hold them gently and massage every finger carefully. I could stare at the for hours and memorize every inch of your hands. They’re so beautiful. I love your legs and your toes. And even though I barely saw anything, you still have the most beautiful body to me, at least. I’m just thankful for you. I love you so much. You have every inch of my heart it’s amazing how I can fit other people in there. You are so amazing, and talented and mesmerizing.

Oh god, and okay, last year when the manga was in the Edo Tensei arc and they were showing you in every chapter, I think it was like 549-591, that whole year I had the worst anxiety. But it wa also the best anxiety. You were the cause of all that anxiety. You put me under the best stress I’ve ever been in. And the worst. But, every week when there was a new chapter I always thought it would be the chapter that you were going to leave, or die, again. But it was such a rush! You give me a rush, Uchiha.

You make me feel so good EVERYTIME I see you. I always smile at you even at the thought of your name. I love everything about you. Everything. Literally, every waking minute of every day is spent thinking about you and your life and how perfect you are. I know you don’t think so, but you are let’s face it.

I think it goes without saying that you are one of the most amazing souls ever created, not only by Kishi but god as well. I feel like God but you in Kishi’s head for him to create you just for me. I honestly love you so much. You are the love of my life, Itachi. You are without a doubt the most beautiful man in the entire world. I love you.

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Jesus, Where do I even start? Honestly, out of the eight years I’ve been in love the Naruto in general, six of those eight years were spent being in love with you. When I first saw you I thought you were bald, like lets be real. Your silhouette didn’t do you much justice u.u

From the start, I didn’t really like you. I thought you were a little too angry looking. I remember thinking why do you look so mad? Such a handsome face shouldn’t be contorted like that. However, strangely enough, looking back I never detected any malice in you. I have this sixth sense where I can read people, and although I may not realize it right away I always just have a feeling and I never thought you were truly evil. I just thought you were bad.

But, after a while, I realized something, that that feeling was love. I love you, Itachi. I said to myself one day, I don’t think he’s that bad. And then, like I suspected, a year later, it came out in the manga that you really were a beautiful, gentle person. I cannot tell you how elated I was when I found out that I was right about you. But, the fact that you’re gentle isn’t the only reason I love you, obviously. I love that you are so strong and confident but in the most humble way. You aren’t arrogant. You aren’t bad. You aren’t an asshole. I love that you can love. I think that’s what I love the most about you is that you do love other people. And me, obv. Thank you, because I love you too.

I don’t know what it is about you. Its probably the fact that you couldn’t hurt a soul unless you had to. You were really hurt because of that war you saw when you were just four years old and it made you a pacifist. You’re so wise and I remember during the first season of Naruto when you were looking for Naruto and you knocked on his door. You aren’t barbaric.

I love how civilized you are, hahah. Like you just have this elegance about you but you’re not above putting someone in their place.

You’re perfect for me, to be honest. I love the fact that you have a mutual respect for people who respect you. I love how selfless you are. You were so dedicated to your family and konoha that you would kill your entire clan just for the sake of keeping the village somewhat stable. Even though you knew it would change your life completely. You knew you would be hated by everyone and your brother. I hate to be so blunt about it but it is what it is. That’s what happened.

But I think the best thing about you was the fact that during the Edo Tensei chapters (552 I believe), when Naruto found out the truth about what happened and you found out that he knew, you asked him not to tell anyone about it. You wanted to preserve your noble family name. I think that, right there, is a beautiful quality to have. You don’t have any resentment, I’ve noticed, towards your family or konoha. You’ve accepted the fact that your life went the way it was but it always seemed like you had something to do, like you had a plan for everything.

I know it’s arguable, but I think you’re a lot like Madara. You both have, not really plans for how to change the world, but you both want peace. But for different reasons, obviously. But still. Another is that you both had good intentions. Although, his took a turn for the worst, and so did yours tbh, but yours were more realistic, in every sense of the word.

But, I feel like we’re getting off topic. This is about how much I truly love you.

Throughout the series I’ve noticed some subtle kindnesses that you do for people. When you and Kisame were supposed to capture the four tails, (well, Kisame wanted to go on his own) you said he should “treat the elderly with care”. I think that’s beautiful. Also, I’ve talked about this with other people, and I think Kisame knew you were a gentle soul. He wouldn’t act on it because you were still the more dominant one, but you still respected him otherwise.

I just love you Itachi. I could say it all day. Every time I see you I fall in love with you all over again, I know that’s sounds cheesy as fuck but it’s true. You’re perfect for me. You have everything that I lack. You said once that people should find someone who fills in what they lack, I know you meant it as friendship and st but I still took it as a relationship thing. You’re calm and I’m not. You’re civilized and I’m not, well I can be but usually I’m not. You’re selfless and I’m selfish. But as crazy as it sounds I don’t think you’re a push over. I mean you are but you’re not. Whatever, the point is, I think we fit each other perfectly. Aha, sexual jokes.

No but seriously. I love you. I love your gentle nature. I love the fact that you can cry for someone else. You do so much for other people and honestly I don’t think you’ve ever done anything for yourself. It kind of gives me a worried smile when I think about that. You give and never take which is a great quality but I think people took advantage of that. In fact, I know they did. The konoha elders did. I’ve often expressed my disgust for them and how they treated you. But I realized if you weren’t angry with them then I shouldn’t be either. They really didn’t do anything to me but I got angry because of how they retreated you and your family. They hurt you and I don’t play that shit. I’m sorry.

I’m really glad you had a friend like Shisui. Well, family member. There’s not really that much information about him but it seems like he had a big impact on you and influenced you. I’m thankful for him as well.

Another thing I enjoy about you is your body. Yes, I often joke about being an Uchiha slore but it’s true. I would literally like your asshole and bathe in your feces I mean what? No I meant that shit. On a serious note, I love your face. I love the lines on your face. I love your nose. I love your lips. I love your eyebrows. I love your eyelashes. I love your jaw. I love your neck. I love your hands. Lord Jesus your fucking hands. Let’s just pause for a second because you have the most beautiful hands I have ever seen on a man. I just want to hold them gently and massage every finger carefully. I could stare at the for hours and memorize every inch of your hands. They’re so beautiful. I love your legs and your toes. And even though I barely saw anything, you still have the most beautiful body to me, at least. I’m just thankful for you. I love you so much. You have every inch of my heart it’s amazing how I can fit other people in there. You are so amazing, and talented and mesmerizing.

Oh god, and okay, last year when the manga was in the Edo Tensei arc and they were showing you in every chapter, I think it was like 549-591, that whole year I had the worst anxiety. But it wa also the best anxiety. You were the cause of all that anxiety. You put me under the best stress I’ve ever been in. And the worst. But, every week when there was a new chapter I always thought it would be the chapter that you were going to leave, or die, again. But it was such a rush! You give me a rush, Uchiha.

You make me feel so good EVERYTIME I see you. I always smile at you even at the thought of your name. I love everything about you. Everything. Literally, every waking minute of every day is spent thinking about you and your life and how perfect you are. I know you don’t think so, but you are let’s face it.

I think it goes without saying that you are one of the most amazing souls ever created, not only by Kishi but god as well. I feel like God but you in Kishi’s head for him to create you just for me. I honestly love you so much. You are the love of my life, Itachi. You are without a doubt the most beautiful man in the entire world. I love you.